A woman's decomposing body was found wedged inside her boyfriend's chimney after she tried to sneak into his Bakersfield house, authorities said Tuesday.Wonder what she was going to do when she got inside? Read further. She wasn't going to surprise him with sex.
The body of Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, a doctor who had an "on-again, off-again" relationship with the man, was stuck in the chimney for three days before being discovered by woman who was house-sitting, the Bakersfield Police Department said.Now there's a pleasant surprise.
Kotarac had come to the home Wednesday night but the boyfriend wouldn't let her in. "To avoid a confrontation," DeGeare said, "he wouldn't let her in."Smart move.
So Kotarac used a shovel and tried unsuccessfully to force her way in through a back door, police said. She then climbed the roof and slid down the chimney. But her boyfriend had already left the house, police said.Crazy chicks are great in the sack. And that's all a lot of fun, until they get pregnant, get you fired, chop your willy off, or they kill you.
Some of the comments left on the blog entry were not especially sensitive.
"All Hallows Eve" August 31, 2010 at 08:37 PM:
I suppose the relationship is officially "off-again," yes?"Onboard skeptic" September 01, 2010 at 07:40 AM:
Why couldn't she have come in through the "bathroom window?"(paying homage to the Beatles here)."MacAndrews" September 01, 2010 at 09:26 AM: