Zeus is Back (No, Not Tiny Lister Playing a Pro Wrestler)

Paris Ayiomamitis of the Associated Press brings us a story about a bunch of wackos who long for the days of human sacrifice and superstition that existed when Greece was still pagan.

A clutch of modern pagans honored Zeus at a 1,800-year-old temple in the heart of Athens on Sunday — the first known ceremony of its kind held there since the ancient Greek religion was outlawed by the Roman empire in the late 4th century.

Watched by curious onlookers, some 20 worshippers gathered next to the ruins of the temple for a celebration organized by Ellinais, a year-old Athens-based group that is campaigning to revive old religious practices from the era when Greece was a fount of education and philosophy.

I'm sure these people are all successful, well-adjusted, and thoroughly grounded in reality.

Dressed in ancient costumes, worshippers standing near the temple's imposing Corinthian columns recited hymns calling on the Olympian Zeus, "King of the gods and the mover of things," to bring peace to the world.

Uh, yeah. Zeus never showed up and saved me from my sins.

"Our message is world peace and an ecological way of life in which everyone has the right to education," said Kostas Stathopoulos, one of three "high priests" overseeing the event, which celebrated the nuptials of Zeus and Hera, the goddess of love and marriage.

A right to an education? Oh brother. Yeah, that was always high on Zeus' list. These are just a bunch of Leftist freaks who don't want to live by a strict moral code.

Christianity rose to prominence in Greece in the 4th century after Roman Emperor Constantine's conversion. Emperor Theodosius wiped out the last vestige of the Olympian gods when he abolished the Olympic Games in A.D. 394. Several isolated pockets of pagan worship lingered as late as the 9th century.

These kinds of people would have you believe that paganism has been prominent all along, even though it hasn't.