Going out tonight? Celebrating? (Or, if you're reading this after the fact, did you?)
Not me! I'll be lucky if I can get some sleep.
My wife would want to go anywhere even if we had someone to take care of our kids.
This is married-dad life, guys. I'll be lucky to get a kiss.
My goals for the New Year?
-Keeping my wife from killing herself, at least in front of my kids.
-Trying to save enough money for the future.
-Trying to keep my kids from killing themselves, each other, or their mother.
-Keeping my vehicle, which is over two decades old and doesn't have working a/c, running.
-Keeping social workers and health departments out of my home.
None of these things would be problems if I hadn't married.
I hope you have a great New Year. And if you're not married, DON'T GET MARRIED!!!
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